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By PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! - 08/06/2012 21:30 - Mexico

Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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By Allen - 05/01/2010 06:40 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 15:54 - United States

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By Caitlin - 10/06/2010 00:46 - United States

Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML

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By mrs14 - 11/09/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2012 16:04 - United States - Millers Tavern

Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 02:00

Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML

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By Hassan - 23/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was getting groceries and realized at checkout that I forgot my wallet. The cashier gave me a sympathetic look as I frantically tried to unlock my phone to pay with an app, and watched as I accidentally called my ex on speakerphone. FML

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LilBobby 0

Saturday 9 June 2012 2:32

Is that the new iPurse?

tswizz 13

Saturday 9 June 2012 2:29

Did you get through?

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Aspen_Grace33 27

Saturday 9 June 2012 3:44

I'm dying to know, did it answer?!?!

mrtjawesome 14

Saturday 9 June 2012 3:54

in soviet russia, purse call you!

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 9 June 2012 7:06

In Soviet Russia your comment is still stupid.

NYCZO 0

Saturday 9 June 2012 3:55

Wonderful idea!

AwsumShyGuy 12

Saturday 9 June 2012 4:01

Sorry about the purse and the lack of sleep, but brohoof?

angela3825 1

Saturday 9 June 2012 4:16

One time I was so sleep deprived that I tried to brush my teeth with a marker and hand soap...

Briiyahh 7

Saturday 9 June 2012 4:24

Smart

ElricMustang 23

Saturday 9 June 2012 4:43

13: You go do that; tell us how that works out for you... 30: I just imagined Dory's voice saying that lol because of your icon xD

stary1722 6

Saturday 9 June 2012 4:43

That is an awesome idea... Make a purse that you can call and find? Never lose it again! :D

gloria89108 1

Saturday 9 June 2012 4:57

I sware I have done the same thing I have also stood out side my front door pushing the button to open the car ,pointing it at the front door !!! Blond moment

MyEpicFail 9

Saturday 9 June 2012 5:16

OP: *picks up the phone* Hello, purse.. where the hell are you? I've been looking everywhere for you... you're where? o_o ...under the couch?... Wait ill check... nope not there. =/

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