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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was playing basketball with my friends. I went up for a dunk and ended up hitting my head on the rim, knocking myself out. When I came to my senses, my "friends" had all left. Assholes. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By TipsyTj - 29/03/2016 13:05 - Canada - Kentville

Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML

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The sweet sighs of disappointment

By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

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Smooth moves

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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plethora 3

Friday 8 May 2009 12:18

This sounds suspiciously similar to another FML from about a week back. And not to repeat the comments from that one, but why would you run faster? You're meant to run slower. Bay Watch-style.

Jimboom 11

Friday 8 May 2009 12:20

Well. Not exactly what you wanted but you did get some ball to face action. ;-) And besides, not really a FML as they likely paid you more attention from that then if the ball hadn't come your way at all.

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24788 6

Friday 8 May 2009 21:46

lol, needed some HIIT I take it.

Blardo 0

Friday 8 May 2009 21:54

I wish I was rich enough to have a basketball court with a track around it in my kitchen.

jumpgurl23 0

Friday 8 May 2009 22:08

at least they looked at you. and #35 what?

emobunny225 0

Friday 8 May 2009 22:11

Wow, props to #27 for an awesome comment lol Why would you run faster, the whole point is not to intimidate them so there like wow, shes pretty, maybe we could go jogging some day... lol yeah but FYL totally for hitting the wall in front of them

yes_yes_yes 0

Friday 8 May 2009 22:22

....you could have turned it into a flirt moment if you were smoother... sympathy! lol

thekidchad154 0

Friday 8 May 2009 22:31

im calling bullshit... its obvious when people make some of these things up

jabbaundead 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:05

HAHAHAHA. thats great. there is no plus side to that one that i can think of.

omfggg 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:16

do you go to umd college park?!

07_MKV 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:22

these teach me to never show off, because it doesn't end too well, lol

goldfalsebond 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 0:40

you got balls in ur face! but seriously SHUT THE **** UP! there are too many "I tried to impress (insert the person no one gives a **** about) and I then continued to fail at life blah blah blah". If you really wanted to make an impression on them, go down and talk to them