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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was playing basketball with my friends. I went up for a dunk and ended up hitting my head on the rim, knocking myself out. When I came to my senses, my "friends" had all left. Assholes. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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By TipsyTj - 29/03/2016 13:05 - Canada - Kentville

Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML

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The sweet sighs of disappointment

By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

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Smooth moves

By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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By Icci - 12/12/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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plethora 3

Friday 8 May 2009 12:18

This sounds suspiciously similar to another FML from about a week back. And not to repeat the comments from that one, but why would you run faster? You're meant to run slower. Bay Watch-style.

Jimboom 11

Friday 8 May 2009 12:20

Well. Not exactly what you wanted but you did get some ball to face action. ;-) And besides, not really a FML as they likely paid you more attention from that then if the ball hadn't come your way at all.

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fifthwheel00 0

Friday 8 May 2009 14:13

Ok, girls, we're not turned on when you run fast.

crazychick1269 7

Sunday 14 August 2011 22:29

y not? don't guys like sporty girls????

golfer_boi 10

Monday 10 October 2011 0:31

No, they like hot girls.

LeftHanded_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 14:28

#11 exactly. Why the hell would we want to see you run fast? 1. We can hardly see you. 2. If your fat, just no.

xxmollyxx 25

Friday 8 May 2009 14:32

well you should've paid attention if they were cute!

asomedaywriter 0

Friday 8 May 2009 14:44

Anything that has a "there was a cute boy so I did this to impress him" in it instantly deserves as YDI.

Nervioustallguy 0

Friday 8 May 2009 14:46

Well on the bright side: did any of them go to see if you were OK?

notmuch 0

Friday 8 May 2009 15:22

Today I saw some cute guys. So I ignored them when they tried to talk to me. FYL indeed.

thelonelylurker 0

Friday 8 May 2009 15:24

Not gonna impresse anyone by running fast, girly.

mikedabs28 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:19

If they were playing basketball and you were on a hanging track... sorry to say this, but they probably threw the ball at you. No way it gets that high just by playing bball.

mikedabs28 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:18

if they were playing basketball and it was a hanging track..... Sorry to break it to you, but they must have thrown the ball at you, because no way it gets up there just by playing.

rukusrazor 0

Friday 8 May 2009 16:25

#19 - Good point. Maybe one of the guys thought the same thing "That chick is hot" and to get your attention / make a conversation starter, he chucked it at your head.