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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 427
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Same thing different taste

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This sounds suspiciously similar to another FML from about a week back. And not to repeat the comments from that one, but why would you run faster? You're meant to run slower. Bay Watch-style.

Well. Not exactly what you wanted but you did get some ball to face action. ;-) And besides, not really a FML as they likely paid you more attention from that then if the ball hadn't come your way at all.

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You're on a track upstairs but yet you got hit by a flying ball that was downstairs during a basketball game......YDI.

I'm sick of hearing, "I was running trying to impress..." these are stupid, and so are the people who keep sending them in.

Ahahah there were most likely laughing unless they were nice and helped you but yeah stop and talk to them dont just run away:P

RiverRelic 0

Agree with #15. On what planet are we impressed that you can run fast? Are we suppose to think, "Eh, she's cute. Oh wait, look how fast she can run. I must have her now!"? You want to impress me? Show up with a steak sandwich and a slice of pie for me when the game is over.

totalbadass 0

I swear to god if there's one more FML about some girl trying to impress guys while running...

burberry_fml 0

at least they'll remember you

Today, I was playing basketball at the gym when we saw this fat chick running on the track above the court. She must have seen us look up because she started running faster, making her fat jiggle in a manner that almost made me hurl. To make the horror stop, I threw our basket ball at her. She then faceplanted after hitting the wall, and i got stuck sitting with her until the ambulance showed up. Now she thinks I like her. FML

But hey, thats a perfect way to start a conversation with them!

Why would a bunch of guys playing basketball notice someone running above them? A lot of people are, why would they notice you?