Miscellaneous: Today, I was secretly listening to a voicemail from my mom in...

By Noname - 18/02/2009 15:43 - United States

Today, I was secretly listening to a voicemail from my mom in maths class when I accidentally hit the speaker phone button. My whole math class now knows I have a gyno appointment at 9:45 on March 11. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By nosy ass bitch! - 30/03/2022 16:00

Today, my classmate overheard me on the phone making an appointment at the women’s health center. The dumb bitch told everyone I was going to the clinic for STD treatment. I was scheduling my biopsy for a lump in my breast. FML

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By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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You deserved it 11 324

By OverWorked1 - 20/01/2011 03:59 - United States

Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML

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By wendtinmypants - 31/05/2014 15:05 - United States - Omaha

Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML

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Another non-emergency

By Anonymous - 29/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML

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By SpeakerPhone - 14/11/2009 17:31 - France

Today, in a big meeting, my secretary calls me saying that I have an important call waiting. I put the call through. It was my beautician, confirming my appointment to get rid of an ingrown hair. I hurriedly confirm and hang up to see everyone in the room giggling. The speaker phone was on. FML

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By FUUUUCK - 11/02/2014 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML

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By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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firstworldissues 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 20:04

Oh, who cares. It's just a doctors appointment. That's like getting embarrassed because someone saw a tampon in your purse. Whoops, you're female!

Rollercoaster_fml 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 20:05

"By the way, now the whole Internet knows you have a gyno appointment at 9:45 on March 11." -Drk Too true.

Comments

Shadow1368 17

Saturday 1 October 2011 23:25

#53- yeah me too :-) lol

that_nerdy_sock 3

Sunday 2 October 2011 2:03

Way to go trying to be all bad ass and using your phone in school

I_lost_the_game 25

Tuesday 13 December 2011 22:09

But OP said "mom" and is from Kentucky. Unless OP transferred. In that case, maths is perfectly acceptable.

iislix1ii 19

Sunday 19 February 2012 0:14

March 12 is my Birthday :)

pIchu123 0

Friday 24 February 2012 2:09

And now we all know

KRiddle 15

Sunday 11 March 2012 23:51

Thats today!

volleygirl5347 0

Monday 12 March 2012 0:34

That's today!

HairyPunisher 27

Tuesday 22 May 2012 1:33

Fail. You're one day late.

maxmex13 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 6:58

Mine is on the 13...of September :) But seriously who listens to voicemails in class?

laylay33 6

Thursday 19 December 2013 4:26

Op here sorry it has taken so long I just saw that this got posted and recently made a new account! But it was super embarrassing but I don't think a lot of people heard!!