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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

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You deserved it 2 937

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 493

You deserved it 4 199

By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 864

You deserved it 7 312

By Anonymous - 28/12/2016 05:58

Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 596

You deserved it 8 065

Suspicious coincidence?

By Confused - 20/05/2023 15:00

Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 965

You deserved it 137

By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 199

You deserved it 3 333

My legacy

By ManyRegrets - 14/07/2023 21:00 - United States - Bloomsburg

Today, I found out that the one who got away just had a baby, and named it after me. My current longtime girlfriend and I already decided not to have kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 215

You deserved it 721

Thanks for the memories

By thankspal - 24/06/2012 10:57 - United States

Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 580

You deserved it 5 428

By anon - 09/09/2013 21:51

Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 206

You deserved it 19 605

Stalker or coincidence?

By Jenny - 08/05/2020 05:00

Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 426

You deserved it 718

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 108

You deserved it 85

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Saturday 13 February 2010 12:12

One word: psycho.

arissia 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 12:19

Maybe she just liked the name.

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maskedman 9

Saturday 13 February 2010 13:25

there are a lot of people in the world named Anonymous.

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 13:59

and they come here often!

maskedman 9

Saturday 13 February 2010 14:23

yup. there are like thousands on this site alone. the op needs to get over himself.

iSitt 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 15:23

I wish I can digg up your comment

krgreat 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 18:27

hahaha

maskedman 9

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:57

thanks Isitt.

kiss_of_death 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 14:36

#13 stop trying to act smart, your failing misserably

Kr3tS22 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 15:03

#27....? smh, and as far as the fml, you guys should try a more lively roleplay nd really start disturbing the peece, haha

cindy11052 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 15:36

Wrong FML?

blackirish44 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 15:09

isn't walmart just the perfect place for this to have happened

shawn228 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 15:10

Michael Jackson?

shadaboo2014 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:12

tht is freakin evil n u need to back off! michael Jackson us a legend!

R3kli3 10

Saturday 13 February 2010 15:12

yikes

nokillnobeepbeep 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 15:21

Is your name Bob or John? If so, you have nothing to worry about. Well, except that your name is Bob or John.

shanny411 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 15:37

this is a stoopid FML

olw25 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 15:44

is it your kid? is she stalking u bcuz y'all used to be together. DNA

chicsrulex097 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 15:52

you never know if he is a famous singer or actor, i mean anybody can post on this site .

cindy11052 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 16:00

Especially since the OP is supposedly from California.

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Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML

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Today, I met a nice guy who wanted to chat. I didn't want to be the bitchy type and throw him the "I have a boyfriend" line right away, so I conversed with him. When he asked was I single I, of course, said no. He yelled at me and made a huge scene about me leading him on. FML

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You deserved it 824

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Today, I’ve noticed that my boyfriend gets progressively more short-tempered and grumpy as time goes on, until we get to the Friday before we drop my kids off at their dad's house, then for that weekend he’s downright happy, until we have to pick them up Sunday night then he starts getting grumpy again. FML

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You deserved it 669

Today, I learned that when you tell an employee with anger issues that he’s had too many sick days due to being hungover, there's a high chance you will be hoisted off the ground by your shirt front and thrown into a drainage ditch full of stagnant water and a dead fox. FML

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You deserved it 96

Today, I learned how artistically talented my daughter is. Unfortunately, her favorite medium to work in is poo. FML

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You deserved it 340

Today, the only thing my downstairs neighbor wanted to talk about with me is how she can hear us go to the bathroom. She also claims that she can tell which one of us is going, based on the noise level. FML

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