By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 229
You deserved it 2 937

Same thing different taste

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FYL dude that sux. does the baby have your last name cause then it TRULY be named after you....

Are you sure she named him after you? How do you know that the baby doesn't just have the same name? I can't say FYL because I don't know if she actually named it after you, and I can't say YDI because there's really nothing to deserve.

npk88 0

Ok, there really needs to be some clarification in this fml because there's a lot of ambiguity. Some questions; 1. By "Stalker girl" do you mean somebody that you actually know who is obsessed with you and follows you around on a regular basis? Or just somebody who was following you around walmart on that particular day? 2. If she is someone you know; did you have sex with her roughly 9 months ago? Because if so the kid could be yours and YDI for not taking responsibility for your child 3. If you did OR didn't have sex with her, but she still followed you around all the time; wouldn't you have noticed she was pregnant for the last few months before she gave birth? If you never saw her pregnant before if she was stalking and obsessed with you and now suddenly has a baby supposedly named after you; maybe you should call the police because it sounds like she stole the baby! But overall I think this FML just sounds really dumb and doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

YDI for thinking of random people as stalkers. The woman's even had a baby, she clearly has a life. Just because the baby has the same name it doesn't mean he's name after you and even if he were, how exactly does that affect you? Get over yourself.

lepercaunsal 0

conceded much ur not gonna be the only one with the same name so stfu

That just makes me wonder who the father is....

f all your lives for taking the time to trash this guys' fml post.

fylseriously 0

oh god some of you over analyze and jump to conclusions so fast. what if his name is not common and it's obvious the kid is named after him? op that is crazy. file a restraining order asap!