Love: Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

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By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2016 05:58

Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML

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Suspicious coincidence?

By Confused - 20/05/2023 15:00

Today, my wife had our first child. He's identical to her coworker. FML

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You deserved it 137

By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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You deserved it 3 333

My legacy

By ManyRegrets - 14/07/2023 21:00 - United States - Bloomsburg

Today, I found out that the one who got away just had a baby, and named it after me. My current longtime girlfriend and I already decided not to have kids. FML

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You deserved it 721

Thanks for the memories

By thankspal - 24/06/2012 10:57 - United States

Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML

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By anon - 09/09/2013 21:51

Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML

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You deserved it 19 605

Stalker or coincidence?

By Jenny - 08/05/2020 05:00

Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 426

You deserved it 718

Sharing is caring

By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 85

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MQ_was_here 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 12:12

One word: psycho.

arissia 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 12:19

Maybe she just liked the name.

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goliatron 9

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:15

YDI. Stop shopping at WalMart, negtroid.

tisiphone_fml 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:17

You should have posted this FML with your given name instead of Anonymous, so that we could judge for ourselves. If you name is like, Heinrich or Ebeneezer, I'd agree its pretty creepy. If your name is John or Mike, you need to take off the tin foil hat.

stormin972 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:55

Is she hot? Hit it and quit it if you ever plan on moving away.

gloogle 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 1:15

at least he isnt yours

puedominican 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 2:07

its probably your baby.. -_-

hpotterluvr 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 3:10

creeper btw y do u shop at Walmart

FerrariCake 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 3:47

Did she then tell you "and he has your eyes"?

dance_till_dawn 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 4:00

OP, your post was slightly vague. Did you know her? Had she tried to stalk you before?

dance_till_dawn 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 4:08

To any poster who says we should assume she stalked him: I don't think we need to ASSUME anything. Original posters should be clear in their meaning.

luilu05 5

Sunday 14 February 2010 4:52

Lol Thats probably your baby

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