Miscellaneous: Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal...

By wtf is wrong with my country - 08/05/2012 17:57 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 20:55 - United States

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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Stars of CCTV

By Stfu lil brat smh - 26/03/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 09/08/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML

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By PainStressLife - 11/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Dublin

Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 19:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML

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Weird old lady of the day

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML

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Don't bother

By NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - 12/08/2009 22:43 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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Parent #1 of the Year

By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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By ohgodwhy - 27/11/2012 23:46 - Canada - Brampton

Today, a customer at the Walmart I work at had a hissy fit and began throwing merchandise everywhere, including at my face, because we are Canadian and don't have a show called "Extreme Couponing" for "devoted shoppers" like her. FML

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TheFamilyElf 17

Tuesday 8 May 2012 21:59

You have every right to be upset! Bacon ain't a joke! Bacon is serious!

heybib 5

Tuesday 8 May 2012 21:59

It's bacon

Comments

wegetrz 14

Wednesday 9 May 2012 7:53

You had me after: "kicked my cart down the aisle"..priceless

lollipop77_fml 6

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:01

Did she take all that bacon to the checkout in a cart, or a b-ass-ket??? Wot a cow to steal all the bacon!!

kkillaj 5

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:13

Should have definetly kicked her in the ****

Vk1 0

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:54

I would've walked over to her fat ass and took some bacon right out of her cart.

CaptMurdock 25

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:55

Hell, you have every right to be upset. It's bacon for heaven's sake!

wolfgirl18 3

Wednesday 9 May 2012 9:06

Why the hell would you not be upset! I probably would have tackled the bitch

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Wednesday 9 May 2012 11:12

You should have shouted "THAT IS WHY YOU'RE FAT" and run for the hills.

allison70471 1

Wednesday 9 May 2012 11:50

I would've went and snatched a couple packs from her cart. Didn't she learn to share?

AwsumShyGuy 12

Wednesday 9 May 2012 13:10

What if she took the vegetarian bacon?

keidus324 6

Wednesday 9 May 2012 13:27

She was a bitch. Kick her in the ******.

Christala 8

Wednesday 9 May 2012 15:29

And risk losing his foot? Besides, who's to say he'd even have been able to actually target her vag?

KNA_fml 2

Wednesday 9 May 2012 20:15

Good luck finding it among the flab.. >.

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