By Tristansefam1367 - 12/03/2012 13:11 - United States

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Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML
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Wederoney 16

On the bright side, you just got a cute guys' number.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

If the guy is that shallow, you probably don't want anything to do with him. FYL.

Platfoot 0

or it is a good sense of humor half of the dont have. i laughed my ass of :D

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sarbear293 4

This guy is funny :) you better give him a call!

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DjeePee 24

3 to 5 days? That's a short time for a a period, but hey, it's obvious he can't wait to meet you.

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DjeePee 24

7 days, bro. Seven days of barely nothing. But even if OP has her period for only 3-5 days (the lucky basterd), it's still a short time, since many girls buy their tampons/pads a couple of days beforehand.

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xNephilim 18

I'd rather have "7 days of barely nothing" than 3-5 days of "OMFG I'M GONNA DIE". You're so lucky. O_o

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ILike_Dancing123 19

That is quite hilarious :L You got his number, and he's got a great sense of humour. Get in there ;L

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DrMime 10

That's sexist, and there's nothing funny or cool about this, period.

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DrMime 10

A little bit, but personally I don't know why OP is ovaryacting. He's just being clever.

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BrysGirl27 14

Hahahaahha omg...well at least he was being polite and funny about it:)

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taerts 9

Hey, who says you have to be on your period to be shopping for toiletries? He's funny though :)

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3rdbass 9

It's amazing what people will let slide because of looks. "he wants to bang you? Oh he's cute so it's not creepy it's funny"

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br0ccoli 14

You should watch SNL's sexual harassment skit. Totally proves your theory. You will LOL.

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grannygruber 6

I can't YDI or FYL this. Sounds like he was showing a sense of humor. If you call him, it will show you have one too! Have fun with it!

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dy1987 7

Exacly what I was thinking. If this happened to me I would totally be calling him as soon as my aunt flow left.

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