By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 247
You deserved it 7 143

Same thing different taste

Top comments

zbots 0

and you respond "how about I steal you away to dinner on Saturday?"

fantome_fml 0

Next time you go out try not to look like a criminal...that way when you do shoplift they won't notice

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poolshark 0

...I meant #22. I tried to edit, but they told me my comment doesn't exist. Apparently, it does.

poolshark 0

#22, you called the girl talking about being a frail little 10 year old a bitch? Am I missing something?

#13: You write like someone who would steal stuff

#22 & #25 WTF? Please save your ass-hatness for somewhere else. There is really no reason to be rude.

Assumptions: mother of all **** up. Discrimination: Worse than assumptions. You dodged a bullet, what if you would have gone out with this bitch?

ayuhme 0

it was her polite way of rejection after realizing he's a tool when he attempted to flirt

theoldGP 0

#13 we don't need your pathetic shit.

thisishilarious 0

call her a bitch and call it a day

I've seen this FML before. It was 2 months ago, I think.