Miscellaneous: Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept...

By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By blovesg - 07/04/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the same store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By Ren - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By lonelyheart4ever - 13/08/2016 01:58 - United States - Norman Park

Today, a man finally was flirting with me in a supermarket checkout lane, even offering to help unload my groceries onto the conveyor. Turns out he was just distracting everyone so his partner in crime could steal $200 from the cash register. I had to give a witness statement to the manager. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By ZAS - 22/08/2012 16:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

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zbots 0

Friday 8 May 2009 10:51

and you respond "how about I steal you away to dinner on Saturday?"

fantome_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 10:45

Next time you go out try not to look like a criminal...that way when you do shoplift they won't notice

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cypher_sonic 0

Friday 8 May 2009 11:05

Tell me you used #7's line.

Go_Home 0

Friday 8 May 2009 11:25

HAHAHAH. That's funnyyy!!

PureGold 0

Friday 8 May 2009 11:30

When I was a frail, painfully shy little 10-year-old this girl told me I looked like the kind of person who would steal stuff....I never forgot it. She thought she'd seen me steal a bunch of cheap prize rings for the camp carnival, and said "You seem like the kind of person who would do that", but it was actually my friend. Ugh x(. I took it to heart, cause I was the most innocent, quiet kid there, and wouldn't hurt a fly. I'm 17 now, and after all those years I'm still afraid people will see me the way that girl did. It's pathetic. This FML just reminded me of that lol...I'm sorry the saleslady was a jerk :(. I guess just don't glance around a lot when you're looking at stuff, and keep your hands away from your pockets.

angela_gail2010 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 16:00

aww I'm sorry this happened to ya :(

beepelati 5

Saturday 3 April 2010 16:51

i totally understand you. when i was 10 or something i was reeealy shy and innocent girl but my friends always shoplifted so they convinced me to try. i just wanted to look brave and cool so I got about 30$ worth of stuff. on my way out I beeped and I was caught, the store manager came and called my mother and told me the police were coming, that there would be serious consequences and that I should be ashamed of myself. I was crying and I was really terrified. my mom was furious and she was really dissapointed about me. they didn't really call the police but they told me never to set foot in the store again. now, even though that was almost three years ago, I still feel really bad about it and everytime I go in a store I am terrified that someone will think that I'm stealing. I feel like a criminal and I actually have nightmares about people yelling at me and bringing me in prison! it was really a traumatizing experience. your sales assistant is an IDIOT. I would get angry with her.

iBou_fml 4

Friday 8 May 2009 11:31

no offense but..... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

crapmaster3000 19

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LilKonvicted 0

Friday 8 May 2009 11:36

I get that sometimes.. XD Not really a FML moment tho

hk_fml 9

Friday 8 May 2009 11:40

xD lmao. Way to be shut down

alex_vik 0

Friday 8 May 2009 12:37

You don't know the difference between checking someone out and monitoring someone?

Muggaar 0

Friday 8 May 2009 12:49

Advice, Dont look around that much =3

terimaa 0

Friday 8 May 2009 12:49

haha ouch, that sucks. but if it makes you feel any better, i'm sure she doesn't mean you look like a thug or something, but a lot of times people can look suspicious if they hover over something or continually look at the sales people while shopping. i always used to watch people like that when i was in retail, just to be sure.