By Anonymos_fmler - 21/10/2014 00:38 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML
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daydreamer244 13

Maybe it's maybelline, maybe it's slim Jim grease.

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Meowdisen 15

Apparently we have all been wearing the wrong types of makeup. All we needed this whole time was food grease.

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classicsparkles 17

Haha I would have just told her it was chapstick.

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jeanyrios 10

I get that a lot. I only use strawberry or cherry chapstick all year 'round.

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kaceyma 5

maybe you should shimmy that slim jimmy on your lips more often

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c0untblah 4

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM........it'll make you look purrty.

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Witchylady 17

You should have just made something up. Though making up a lie on the spit can be difficult for some people. Well I hoped you enjoyed your slim jim

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