By Anonymous - 02/09/2012 13:38 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was showing my boyfriend some stuff I bought that day: a new thong and a bag of his favorite brand of peanuts. He was more excited about the peanuts. FML
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slick5880 22

There is a special bond between a man and his nuts.

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estes816 9

Sometimes you feel like a nut...... Sometimes you don't.......

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saksxalmo 20

I totally agree. Even if they delete both of our comments, at least now you know yours got read. :)

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LightlyFalling 1

Well, I think he'd be more excited about you in the thong (;

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bryan788 29

next time wear only the thong, if he still wants the peanuts then he is not right in the head.

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conqueror57 11

You gave a guy the choice between food or the same old thing he's been banging; what did you expect?!?!

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CassadySoCal 1

The thong doesn't taste good, think about it. Plus, it's just going to end up on the floor anyway, so why care.

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schomes 0

Well guys dont usually give a shit about a thong.

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mufasa1026 6

Hobestly. Don't worry about it. Dont come in between guys and food. Some will usually choose food over sex. They can get it later.

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Darkme 1

he probably was thinking omg thong than peanuts

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