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By Anonymous - 02/09/2012 13:38 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was showing my boyfriend some stuff I bought that day: a new thong and a bag of his favorite brand of peanuts. He was more excited about the peanuts. FML

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Same thing different taste

Good one

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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By asdfghjkl_12 - 25/02/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

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By LinaLinaYeah - 09/12/2011 16:26 - Canada

Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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Maybe he is gay!

By Anonymous - 27/12/2017 05:00

Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML

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By tarynfaye - 21/12/2011 11:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2012 02:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML

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By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

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slick5880 22

Sunday 2 September 2012 19:54

There is a special bond between a man and his nuts.

flailingCheese 5

Sunday 2 September 2012 19:56

Make a thong of peanuts.

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Pinkpoogle 3

Sunday 2 September 2012 21:51

If I was in the scenario, I'd be more excited about the peanuts too. Who doesn't love their favorite brand of peanuts?!

Frank_H83 6

Sunday 2 September 2012 22:26

Bet if you wore only the thong and brought him the nuts it would've been a diff result lol...

88vivera 9

Sunday 2 September 2012 22:53

Who wouldn't?

snowman6 4

Sunday 2 September 2012 22:55

I'm siding with the dude on this one. It's tough to get excited about something I would rather see on the floor.

SoultheWolf 19

Sunday 2 September 2012 23:29

I agree with your boyfriend's decission. Thongs are uncomfortable and completely unatractive.

LoveGuru69 0

Monday 3 September 2012 0:42

you don't care about my thong?

Thorzix 23

Monday 3 September 2012 0:47

Not all guys like thongs, I don't. Also might mean your boyfriend thinks about something else than sex, you should be happy :P

jaakerzz 6

Monday 3 September 2012 1:04

I would be too. Would you be excited about him getting new boxers?

outoftown 26

Monday 3 September 2012 1:17

Sigh... best OP learned this before trying naked pizza delivery.

thecovert 7

Monday 3 September 2012 2:00

We're they orange???

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Same thing different taste

Good one

Maybe he is gay!

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