By Anonymous - 02/09/2012 13:38 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was showing my boyfriend some stuff I bought that day: a new thong and a bag of his favorite brand of peanuts. He was more excited about the peanuts. FML
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slick5880 22

There is a special bond between a man and his nuts.

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harkerk87 3

It's a sign he likes his nuts!!!!

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GetTheFuckOut 7

Why would you expect him to be excited over a thong? Big whoop. It's underwear with a string that rides up your ass crack all day.

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kaymi 17

Men like to see women in boy-shorts and in their dress shirt and tie. Once you become a woman, you'll learn about leaving something to the imagination. :)

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dwc2134 5

Sweeping generalizations about what men like, yeah that'll get him rock hard. Thongs are great, boyshorts are great, but in the end they're coming off.

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kaymi 17

Everyone has over generalized about something. I'm just talking bullcrap as I sporadically do on here.

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geod69 8

Well you can't eat thongs ow can you

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Kaleigh090 11

Maybe one of those edible thongs would have made him a bit more excited. We're always told the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

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guy24 9

Yeah, how is this a FML? You bought his favorite brand of peanuts and he was excited about it, other than being exciting about new strange cloths.

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delta1987 2

Clothing does nothing for us... He was excited for the peanuts because it's food. Why would he be excited about you putting clothes on? ;)

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jessughka 10

No, but he can eat what's underneath it.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

You said they were his favorite peanuts.

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