Intimacy: Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend....

By Lilah - 19/02/2012 00:29 - Canada

Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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By Anonymous90 - 24/07/2010 23:59 - Canada

Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML

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Felt cute, might delete later

By nopanties - 04/03/2013 05:11 - United States - Durham

Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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The art of seduction

By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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You want a piece of me?

By littlepeepboo - 30/01/2018 01:30

Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML

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By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

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He's got the moves

By beccav23 - 25/10/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML

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By coppervains - 22/02/2014 18:13 - United States - Livonia

Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML

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Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:19

Looks like you got ripped off twice.

obsydian_fml 3

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:14

That's always the risk you take with cute sexy clothes coming between you and a horny man. Look at lower price tags next time!

Comments

Strwbry3Shortcke 8

Monday 20 February 2012 18:06

Waste of money. Things get rough, things get ripped. You should have known better! Good for you for taking the initiative to spark up your love life though!!!

hateevryone 14

Monday 20 February 2012 20:05

get another one

ruby_belle00 3

Monday 20 February 2012 21:22

That's why I don't bother with that stuff! Sure it's pretty, but as hubby and so many other men say- what's the point? It's on you for less than 30 seconds!

dinglenumber1 6

Tuesday 21 February 2012 16:21

That all depends on how good the guy is at foreplay... :)

Hollisterbabe17 2

Monday 20 February 2012 23:33

Yeah you got ripped off! For $110 that should of lasted.

Thepaperhero 1

Tuesday 21 February 2012 1:26

Well at least it worked?

wellthatsukx 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 2:21

Well, it worked!

eviannastorm 4

Tuesday 21 February 2012 4:49

Honestly that's what you get for buying expensive underwear that you would have probably only wore a couple times anyway lol. Be more direct instead of trying to be materialistic :p

sugarpeach 2

Tuesday 21 February 2012 13:19

hope the sex was good

dinglenumber1 6

Tuesday 21 February 2012 16:18

Hey, at least you have someone to wear lingerie for! I'd much rather have a guy to rip lingerie off of me than it just sitting in my drawers!

wafflecat93 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:56

Girl, why in the world would you pay that much for lingerie?! On the plus side, at least he wanted to tear your clothes off. I'd take that as a compliment. :)