Intimacy: Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend....

By Lilah - 19/02/2012 00:29 - Canada

Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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By Anonymous90 - 24/07/2010 23:59 - Canada

Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML

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Felt cute, might delete later

By nopanties - 04/03/2013 05:11 - United States - Durham

Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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The art of seduction

By Anonymous - 26/10/2020 19:58

Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML

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You want a piece of me?

By littlepeepboo - 30/01/2018 01:30

Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML

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By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

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He's got the moves

By beccav23 - 25/10/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML

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By coppervains - 22/02/2014 18:13 - United States - Livonia

Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML

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Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:19

Looks like you got ripped off twice.

obsydian_fml 3

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:14

That's always the risk you take with cute sexy clothes coming between you and a horny man. Look at lower price tags next time!

Comments

Tanuis 3

Monday 20 February 2012 1:08

News flash for you.. It did its job so that he can do his job.. If lingerie dose not get destroyed at some point then your doing it wrong.

gh0sthunter 6

Monday 20 February 2012 1:25

If clothing got ripped off I'm betting at the least it was awesome sex. To look at it on the bright side.

nips13 1

Monday 20 February 2012 1:39

You keep the receipt?

SpeakOutLoud 1

Monday 20 February 2012 2:40

Well then it worked didnt it? Lingerie is bought to convince a man to yank it off

freakypundit 4

Monday 20 February 2012 2:48

Did you have wild sex after that?

CRC_101 31

Monday 20 February 2012 3:02

If you you're not okay with your lingerie getting torn apart now and then, definitely don't buy some worth $110! Or use your skills to take it all off quickly. You should have seen this coming. *facepalm*