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By Charles - 21/06/2011 16:59 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML

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By Dontsitsitandyoudie - 02/05/2017 14:00 - Iceland - Reykjavík

Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 05:50 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 20:03

Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML

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By Anthony Hathaway - 19/10/2018 13:30

Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML

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By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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By lowly101 - 09/08/2016 19:15

Today, I stood up at my desk and fell. I landed on the arm of my desk chair. There was a loud crack when the plastic in the chair broke. My co-workers heard. They didn't come to check on me because I didn't scream. FML

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By MYLIFESUX - 12/04/2009 06:50 - United States

Today, I was sitting using my laptop, while eating a bag of Starbursts. The bag slid off the bed, so I went to catch it and in the process my knee hit my laptop, which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my laptop to save 11 Starbursts from falling. FML

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By alsayslegit - 25/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML

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By babasheep - 20/06/2009 05:17 - Canada

Today, after dieting and working out for almost 3 months, I sit down on my chair to finish off some work. It broke. FML

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22Marie22 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:47

What kind of various websites were you browsing?

iAmScrubs 19

Tuesday 21 June 2011 23:53

Clubpenguin is where it is at these days.

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c8750 2

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:12

Sounds like something I'd do. Sorry OP. Really sucks to be clumsy

holagranola 15

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:14

you must have been scooting pretty hard to break your knee !

forevermay5811 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:18

Wow, your parents were wrong, you CAN hurt yourself sitting on your booty.

lolsmartguy7 1

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:18

ydi for sitting on your ass

crzy4life 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:22

I would have loved to see that happen...lol

crzy4life 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:22

I would have loved to see that happen...lol

imbordsoimhere 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:24

ow!! man that sucks I once almost split my knee. it hurts like hell

LemonStarship 5

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:24

Knees are for chumps

platypus546 24

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:33

you broke your knee on a desk? you need calcium if you're that frail!

TalkinSmack 6

Wednesday 22 June 2011 0:36

how can u break ur knee by just bumping it? u must be pretty frail.

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