Intimacy: Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin.... - FML

By SamWGovan - 09/12/2012 16:57 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML

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SamWGovan 6

Monday 10 December 2012 21:51

Funniest thing was i started laughing uncontrollably afterwards.

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CyborgBanana 12

Monday 10 December 2012 2:56

BOOM! Headshot...

NzaHaFML 13

Monday 10 December 2012 2:55

So what did it taste like?

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khrystwiztidkid 15

Tuesday 15 September 2015 19:30

Good one, kid. Nice way to get your own sodium content. Let's see what you write 10 years from now, at the other ripe age for male idiocy, 25. Good luck! ?

sillishan 4

Saturday 10 September 2016 8:37

I've done the same thing. Came directly in my mouth by accident. At least it doesn't taste bad.

Chris_1163187222 15

Monday 12 February 2018 12:16

You need jesus

laydehxzee 4

Tuesday 17 December 2019 9:04

That’s... one hell of a shot

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