By SamWGovan - 09/12/2012 16:57 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy
Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML
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SamWGovan 6

Funniest thing was i started laughing uncontrollably afterwards.

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NzaHaFML 13

So what did it taste like?

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Comments

jmmoe 4

How does it feel. Not so great huh. Remember that.

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Unendingfear 4

:3 happens to me all the time. v.v Just aiming for my mouth, though.

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itWasntMe24 3

You aim for your mouth when you ********** ?

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pocketspock 3

On the plus side, I'd say you're a very healthy young man. Congratulations.

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heroin_chic 4

Something your gonna like from that point on xP

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gow16 2

don't worry it's good for the skin, at least thats what I tell the girls lol

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lowercaseG 13

Doesn't matter, had sex... With your hand

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