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By SamWGovan - 09/12/2012 16:57 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML
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SamWGovan 6

Funniest thing was i started laughing uncontrollably afterwards.

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NzaHaFML 13

So what did it taste like?

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a_brony_i_be 6

Not gonna lie it has happened to me. Back before I started a relation ship. Also why cross-legged? That would be an awkward position for that.

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SiHa00095 15

That's what you get for masturbating. Tsk tsk.

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hawkknight 24

So now you know what girls in pornos feel like. Lol.

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omwtotheforum 4

This made my day

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Nederlander95 14

YDI for saying "jerkin the gherkin"

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Alastor13X 8

I guess this is where the lyrics " Staring down the barrel of a 45" came from.

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msbeans 13

Haha guess you know what it feels like to have cum in your eye now, won't be doing it to others anytime soon.

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