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By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

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Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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ohwowthatsucks25 0

can't you be like "DOWN BOY" and control it with your mind?

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Dr_Chronic 0

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vgmaster 0

haha!!!! this is why i love fml's!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MyNameIsTheBest 0

tried flicking and got way harder but now more girls ask me out

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zakkyzebra 11

haha I love how his name is 12incher. yeah right :P this reminds me of that one song... boner by straight out of junior high

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smdbeeach 0

i never wear basketball shorts for that exzact reason. and if i do wear it and i get a boner you just lift it up to i think its called the waistband so its held between your skin and shorts :)

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Randen_fml 0

self control my friend. insta boner? haha just act like your sleeping an ignore the teacher.

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DeadSorrow 3

You obviously have never been a guy.

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MrCatman1125 2

People don't decide when they get an erection, it just happens when your aroused.

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Yuuhi 0

kinda hot hahahaha.....you teenagers lolz

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TheAntiComment 0

I woulda sported it like a Champ. Then to make it better say: "Sorry Mr./Mrs. -teachers name-, but I have more important things to do. [walk over to hot chick]. I am sorry but I couldn't help but notice that your very attractive, and my penis could satisfy a whale. What should we do about this?"

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PinkNmetal 0

Attracted to ***** much? Yuck. You need some class. Anyway, i'm glad i'm a girl- if I was a boy, i'd have a boner ALL THE TIME. :'D

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nhormuss 17

Lol u horny little bastard ;-)

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Checkitawwt 0

Somebody likes to think they're manly huh, 12incher? ;) But anyways, that's hilarious. Reminds me of this person that does this constantly... Haha.

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ohwowthatsucks25 0

but that sux haha

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ohwowthatsucks25 0

can't you be like "DOWN BOY" and control it with your mind?

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ReturnOfTheRat 6

8 this comment just... it made me so happy. Thank you:)

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thatoneguy500 8

Either your a girl who hardly know what a boner is, or your just ******* stupid.

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totalx 0

Put it in your elastic waist band. You wouldn't be the first one to have that happen to them.

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liveitup1247 0

how do u tuck it in ur waistband?? is tht possible?

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zac12345 0

not unless your over 2 inches

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t52280 2

Your dick is obviously small, or your a girl, if you have never tucked it into your waistband.

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nightELFassasin6 0

u look more like a man to me

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TheAftermath 0

Her picture doesn't even look like a man. Not one bit. Get a eye checkup.

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mcr22dnb 4

Yeah don't go hating on random people, she's clearly a girl

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