By lindsey789 - 07/10/2010 04:21 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
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MrSassypants 33

Atleast she didn't call the dog a bitch and got it confused with you.

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Jimboom 11

Swat her back over the head for getting your name wrong. And then again for swatting you over the head. Don't just sit there and take it. Otherwise you will be subject to that crazy ladies ways.

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fadingaway 17

This is stupid. Parents mix up their kids and dogs' names all the time.

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farkie3 8

Bad dog! Bad dog! No treat for you tonight! Good dogs don't feel the need to complain about it on fml when their mother calls them by your name, do they?

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CO_Dorvanski 5

Sarah Palin maybe? Sounds like her intelligence level.

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perdix 29

I always give my dog's people names. When I meet people who have those names, I have the tact not to say, "I have a dog named that." Who knows, maybe they'd like it?

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starile 19

Only one way to find out! I should try doing that anyways, regardless of whether or not I have a dog with their same name ;]

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sasonzal 4

u should hit her back n I'm not kidding espicialy since she's a bitch for forgetting her sons name then hitting u,my mom once hit me o hit her back I don't give a ****,then my gayass brother got involved,if your to much of a pussy to hit her back adlise steal money from her or somthing she's a total bitch

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Mr_Zachary 0

I can see your future. There's a lot of prison sex in it.

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FFML_314 11

I see silver toilets, chains and orange jump suits. I wonder...

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hahaalolz 0

wow u guys are generous, I just see a piece of shit lying overdosed in the gutter. maybe I'm psychic...

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sasonzal 4

u guys are ******,so he should let his mom hit him n not do shit?even if she called him by his name n he wouldn't answer she shouldn't of hit him,u think I'm going to jail?u 3 bitches are crazy

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Hitting your mother is pretty screwed up. = Even if you don't believe in corporal punishment, fighting violence with violence is stupid.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

That's right, Jane! That's why there should NEVER have been ANY war, EVER. If someone attacks and/or invades, just let them do whatever they want, because fighting back is STUPID. In other words, we should all emulate the French!

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missrit 0

My mom does that all the time too. But first she goes through like all my sister's names and then the dog. Not really an FML or a YDI...

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boritom 1

Next time it happens, go dig up the garden and pee on the carpet. If nothing else, it'll at least give your mom a valid reason for smacking you.

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