Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note... - FML

By oheyimsarahh - 16/02/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2012 04:59 - United States - Humble

Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By Mrs. Teacher - 18/09/2012 00:21 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML

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By guitar_chick7 - 20/08/2009 08:54 - Australia

Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 20:21 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML

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By wait..what - 22/09/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML

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By lissa - 01/06/2021 11:01

Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 18:02 - United States

Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML

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By Noname - 26/02/2009 15:30 - United States

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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By Amy - 05/12/2013 05:25 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I got paper thrown at me because I didn't agree with my classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati. FML

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sweet_candy_ 17

Wednesday 16 February 2011 19:11

People do really mean things. Just ignore it. Fyl op.

aback 4

Wednesday 16 February 2011 19:18

If it happens again, blow your nose on it and throw it back.

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supahnazi 0

Monday 21 February 2011 1:33

bravo #143, bravo :)

peachjam 0

Monday 21 February 2011 6:21

:( Sorry people are such ass holes, I think you're awesome!!

massiekur5813 0

Monday 21 February 2011 7:25

ha well just ignore it

Elondria18 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 17:40

Read it, laugh out loud, and when the teacher asks why you're laughing show them the note. That will inform a teacher as well as figuratively flipping off the bullies.

cynthia1_fml 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 9:03

Don't listen to them. do you. don't care what others think. this is your life. please don't do anything that would hurt yourself and the people who do care about you. please.

January8 5

Thursday 10 March 2011 1:03

wow. **** high school. just get through it. you won't have to deal with those tools again once you're out if you don't want to. I don't see like ninety seven percent of the people I went to high schoool with and I still live in the area...sort of. don't worry about it. you aren't there to make them happy. just get through the shit and KNOW that highschool is NOTHING. you got this, i've got faith. but that is shitty.

Sherminator234 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 8:40

People r assholes just ignore the imature bastards. I hate people like that. Ik what its like to get notes like that. Just dont listen to them.

PrepGothDaniel 0

Friday 29 April 2011 5:06

naa you deserved it XD that just, wow lol I'm sorry you don't really dwarves it but that was hilarous

markoffchaney 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 7:11

go **** yourself, everyone hates you, just die

HisMochaQT 0

Monday 6 June 2011 0:01

Thats triflin and thats why so many kids these days are depressed. don't pay attention to ur lame counter parts. they talk about u bc their life sux so they wanna bring u down!

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