Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note... - FML

By oheyimsarahh - 16/02/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2012 04:59 - United States - Humble

Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By Mrs. Teacher - 18/09/2012 00:21 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML

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By guitar_chick7 - 20/08/2009 08:54 - Australia

Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 20:21 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML

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By wait..what - 22/09/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML

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By lissa - 01/06/2021 11:01

Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 18:02 - United States

Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML

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By Noname - 26/02/2009 15:30 - United States

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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By Amy - 05/12/2013 05:25 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I got paper thrown at me because I didn't agree with my classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati. FML

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sweet_candy_ 17

Wednesday 16 February 2011 19:11

People do really mean things. Just ignore it. Fyl op.

aback 4

Wednesday 16 February 2011 19:18

If it happens again, blow your nose on it and throw it back.

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vmh96new 0

Friday 11 November 2011 3:34

your better than them. keep your head up.

kirstihort 5

Friday 11 November 2011 21:31

Just ignore them. They are pathetic and need to get a life!

Irakli_1 27

Tuesday 17 January 2012 18:35

**** that bastard. and don't give a **** about hi,/her any more

LadyEmi 15

Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:43

I don't hate you :) they're just hatin cuz they're jealousss

Heinousness 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 15:44

This isn't possible. I probably was the intended receiver

funnies101 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 4:00

Hey don't listen to them they r probaly a total ass

hclover 0

Saturday 21 April 2012 21:32

Aww babe! If you need anyone talk to me! Been through the same thing and believe me its not true! Just tell yourself; they didn't say it too my face so they're just a cocky piece of shit that can talk the talk but can't walk the walk! One person said they hated you, good you don't wake up to please them! Let the haters hate you because you're too busy loving the people that love you:) always here:)

abodnariuk12512 5

Monday 16 July 2012 8:27

You don't deserve that. There just jealous you you.

tarheellover4 2

Thursday 19 July 2012 4:24

People are dumb and you shouldn't do what that note says. Cause people do love you.

mandyk5918 12

Tuesday 2 October 2012 3:17

Nobody hates you! Don't die they are just being bitches! You will be outa school soon and everything will be fine!!

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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Today, it's been two weeks since my wife started her new job. She got overwhelmed and fell off the wagon on Monday. Instead of going to work, she spent the last week passed out drunk, and she'll probably get fired. We really needed that 100k a year she was going to make. FML

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Today, Southwest officially called off the search for my lost baggage and asked me to file a claim for reimbursement. My bag had $2000 worth of dental instruments, which I won't get any compensation for since the airline doesn't take any liability for valuable items. FML

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Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

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Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML

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Today, I went to the movies with a friend and her grandma. Her grandma was using toothpicks and dropping them on the ground next to our popcorn bucket. I took a big handful of popcorn, and was fortunate enough to get a piece of her toothpick lodged in my throat. FML

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