Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note... - FML

By oheyimsarahh - 16/02/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2012 04:59 - United States - Humble

Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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By Mrs. Teacher - 18/09/2012 00:21 - United States - Suwanee

Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML

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By guitar_chick7 - 20/08/2009 08:54 - Australia

Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 20:21 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML

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By wait..what - 22/09/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML

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By lissa - 01/06/2021 11:01

Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 18:02 - United States

Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML

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By Noname - 26/02/2009 15:30 - United States

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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By Amy - 05/12/2013 05:25 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I got paper thrown at me because I didn't agree with my classmate's conspiracy theory that Brian Griffin's death was planned by the illuminati. FML

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sweet_candy_ 17

Wednesday 16 February 2011 19:11

People do really mean things. Just ignore it. Fyl op.

aback 4

Wednesday 16 February 2011 19:18

If it happens again, blow your nose on it and throw it back.

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Herropreez17 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 20:32

23 replies.... 23 thumbs down... lol ( well now its 24 of each)

Miss_Awesome_101 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 10:47

that's kind of funny it sounds like my sis would say to me I'm not kidding

Truth_Nazi 0

Friday 24 June 2011 17:35

The same thing happened to me.

webber628 0

Monday 27 June 2011 3:29

hey, shit happens. kids sat behind me in middleschool and shot pennies at my neck, ank would always leave me bleeding. it's been a few years and kids suck less. **** mean kids, and never listen to a word they say, because soon they will be working for you

jaded_seattle 10

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:47

yeah right!! :) same thing happened to me back in my highschool hehe :D

ArielTheMermaid 17

Tuesday 19 July 2011 4:25

they're stupid. unless everyone signed it, you probably don't have a reason to worry.

babycake69 5

Monday 25 July 2011 18:56

people say that to me all the time

itzgiimo 1

Tuesday 9 August 2011 6:37

you should start whispering to your friends really loudish and when the teacher asks if you have something to share with the rest of the class say yeah and read the note and say who it was from.

Miss_Birthday 3

Wednesday 10 August 2011 5:32

Dum-dum thats SOCIOLOGY not social studies!!!!! >:P

DomoLaDii 8

Tuesday 23 August 2011 18:13

jus ignore it...some people r jus stupid and immature

stogebreak7 4

Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:51

i wrote the note jk :P

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