Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman...

By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 00:07

Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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By blk8764 - 15/03/2011 22:35 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML

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Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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By ZAS - 22/08/2012 16:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By booksandshadows - 04/03/2014 09:06 - United States - San Diego

Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML

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anniedi 6

Saturday 26 March 2011 12:02

haha! I would love to see the look on your face!

Bofferding_fml 6

Saturday 26 March 2011 11:55

don't tell us you don't like that!

Comments

holymolybro 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 12:23

I'm thinking an incomplete sex change. **** his life.

Yinky 6

Sunday 27 March 2011 7:15

rofl!!!!

insanesna1l 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 12:25

could have been worse; the tranny could have taken your wallet

BAMF18 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 17:19

better a wallet than his virginity.

MrLaryRottweila 1

Saturday 26 March 2011 12:29

only in walmart

ChantelRenaeee 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 12:38

there is nothing wrong with being gay.(:

DonBabyPeach 1

Sunday 27 March 2011 15:16

r u kidding

burriedinskin 0

Monday 28 March 2011 1:26

shut up 145

bowchickawowbone 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 3:54

You say this because you look gay.

Doortje 29

Saturday 26 March 2011 12:41

I think you need glasses. Or maybe you should rethink your sexual orientation.

sarah48_fml 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 13:02

^ wow.. lol

Rykier 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 13:06

You mean except for when their testes slap against each other. Or unless the other man has the body of a 12 year old with no butt hair whatsoever.

thedarkphoenix 0

Saturday 26 March 2011 13:06

actually maybe she was truly a girl! She just didn't like what she is seeing, so decided on a smart, quick and 100% fool-proof way of pushing you away :| #justsaying @justmusi

alipod 11

Saturday 26 March 2011 13:25

probably, only OP can tell

Wandering_Ninja 8

Saturday 26 March 2011 17:30

Of course OP could have been bi... we don't know if he turned away.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 26 March 2011 17:36

This is what I was thinking. It's a brilliant way for a woman to give the guy a brushoff. Of course it wont work well if she's wearing heels and a dress.