Transportation: Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started...

By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

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By Come on - 29/01/2012 00:46 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

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By anna - 22/12/2011 21:25 - France

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

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By Scumbagmemory - 22/01/2012 04:17 - United States

Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 18:34 - United States - Metairie

Today, I was walking to school with my earphones in, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I was shocked, and whirled around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realized he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd dropped at the station. FML

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Foiled

By human lava lamp - 10/03/2013 19:54 - United States - New Britain

Today, I was at the airport, when a lady came up and loudly asked if she could sit next to me. I have serious social issues, so to avoid having to talk to her, I pretended I was deaf and couldn't hear her. She immediately broke out her sign language skills. FML

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Train guy

By silenceisgolden - 23/03/2020 01:39

Today, a guy on the train was using his phone really loudly, asking Siri to call a bunch of people, or using voice command to do the most menial things. He was really, really noisy. It's only after I couldn't stand it any more and asked him to be quieter that I noticed the white cane next to him. FML

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You deserved it 1 887

By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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You deserved it 11 324

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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You deserved it 3 699

By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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High hopes

By lyssanthamum - 09/04/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML

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Rathmec 0

Friday 31 July 2009 22:50

I guess faking a serious impairment is always okay.

DameGreyWulf 0

Friday 31 July 2009 22:51

Don't be such a jerk. For all you know... he was telling you the secret of life! Dun dun dun... But no seriously, that plan was doomed to fail in some form.

Comments

cheeter 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 11:30

Facepalm.exe

penisface69 17

Tuesday 11 August 2009 5:07

nothing to be embarrassed about. for all he knows, your phone could have been on vibrate and ring.

naibmoloc23 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 10:14

Trust me you didn't feel as bad as the other guy who would've submitted a FML that read like this: "So I saw a really cute girl on the bus today and I decided to approach her. After trying to talk to her, she turns to me and mouths "I'm Deaf." A minute later her phone rings and she answers it. FML"

HeyThereGorgeous 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 6:01

Hearing the phone ring is not the issue. It's the question of why you would answer a listening device if you cannot hear. and OP who really cares what he thinks of you.

sammy6597 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 2:00

#121 made me lol :')

bossybanks 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 15:15

lol I agree

xmorganx 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 3:43

ha asshole(:

Oriyn 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 19:32

GOOD! YDI for being an ass and not politely declining to chat. I'm glad your lie blew up in your face; as someone that is half-deaf, I'm even happier it did.

Angel1000168 16

Thursday 3 March 2011 8:15

I completely agree with #132 as I am half deaf in my left ear. This is just insulting. There is such a thing as turning around and maybe talking to the guy or telling him that you don't feel like talking. I would do anything to have the other half of my hearing back, don't go around pretending.