By woohoo420 - 04/04/2012 16:14 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 654
You deserved it 41 489

Same thing different taste

Comments

AnimalLover1031 8

Well I hope that serves you a lesson for not smoking weed any more, it makes you look like an idiot, and its quite unatractive.

americananarchy 3

DocBasterd: stop hiding behind your computer and if you really mean what you said. Back it up.

Hahaha this made my day! Your bf must have been tripping lol

You hear these kind of stories from people like the poster all the time in this world yet people still want drugs to be legalized. The reason that drugs are illegal and alcohol and tobacco aren't is because drugs are way more addicting and do more damage in the long run then in the very small amount of time that pro- drug users pay attention to. Not to mention that at least there are much more people who can still contribute to society and it's progression when they use alcohol and tobacco rather than drug users who constantly loose most resistance to the drugs. Finally, if you are reading this it is because you probably aren't a pro-drug user and aren't so stubborn to hear other people's views that you just skip to writing a response that insults the length of this comment or just insults my intelligence.

Whether or not you are against marijuana, this is just poor argumentation. This story does not indicate anything about the addictive potential of marijuana.

I believe the death count per year from tobacco use ALONE is about 5 million which can be considered mass murder by tobacco companys. Alcohol kills more people then then car crashes annually. Weed hasn't killed one person IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE PLANET EVER!

OMG I totally want to be your friend. Once I was so drunk I patted a cat for 5 minutes before I noticed it was actually my friend's purse.

I'm sorry, but all of you pro drug idiots drive me up a wall. Before you say that I probably have never smoked, I have. That shit was cool when I was like 16. Get your facts straight, and quit trying to say its just government propaganda. I know people who smoke that do it quietly in their home and don't get all up in people's faces about how they smoke.

I put YDI just because you really did; but I gotta admit, I laughed so hard at this I almost voted for you just for making me feel so good!