By woohoo420 - 04/04/2012 16:14 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML
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ReptarTheStar 6

Personally, one time, I got so backed that I felt like a spaceman and I started chasing aliens and then when I caught them, they all turned into one giant Cosmic Brownie. I could of died a happy man. But in all seriousness, weed isn't bad. Everyone can benefit from it. It relaxes you and gives you a chance to just calm the **** down. I'd rather have my child do weed than alcohol or tobacco or the hard drugs. At least it wasn't meth that she did. :) weed FTW

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BloodFaerie 21

It was funny until I saw it was a girl... then it was kind of sad...

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j_cat187 19

Why wait? They got plenty of funny stoner vids on YouTube.

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stallion420 0

Not "cool" its never "cool", i use it because im allergic to most pain medication, including ibuprofin, i recently had back surgery and i am bed riddin until july so don't judge me for using the only thing i can to help aleviate my pain. So should i be forced to suffer the pain because of this "drugs" legality? Sorry but no.

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xxm4nt3110xx 3

All these people are saying "I'm basing my opinion that weed is bad off medical research.. Yet bud is used for medical purposes.. Stop being stuck up and try it..

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DocBastard 38

Heroin was available for purchase once too as a cough suppressant. Yes, seriously. Do you think that makes it a good idea?

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calvo_07 13

We have all been there

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cherryllollo 7

this is the kind of behavior that gives potheads a bad name. quit smoking noob

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