By woohoo420 - 04/04/2012 16:14 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML
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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

When I have kids, I'm SO using this as an explanation of why they shouldn't get high.

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YdoIhaveAchode 4

If you get that stupid when you smoke weed, you need to stop. I smoke weed myself, but I've never done something that ridiculous.

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stallion420 0

I agree, it's people that act retarded on cannabis that give the responsible tokers a bad reputation.

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xIBleedPurplex16 0

She never said she smoked pot retards. There's kush that will make u do some crazy ass shit.

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hateevryone 14

Don't ever get baked again. EVER!!!!!

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Skelebitch 0

This seems like one of those awkward ones that I see while moderating. How this got enuff "yes" is beyond me.

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corleon198425 22

Years ago before the military I was baked out of my mind putting peanut butter on ice cream and putting it on ice cream the wondering why the bread was melting. I thought I was Makeing a sandwich lol

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LouisianaBob 9

especially not prescription drugs that have commercials.

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pagullarka 9

If you're doing drugs, you got bigger problems then your boyfriend hearing you fart, quit while you can please!!!!!!

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