October Spooks By FML Videos - 04/10/2018 18:30 Scare or be scared. I agree, your life sucks 267 You deserved it 71 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was super hungry and went to a Thai restaurant. The waitress left two small bowls of fried rice on the counter, and I thought they were for me. I ate one and a lady came over screaming. Apparently the small cups of rice was part of a religious ceremony. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 817 You deserved it 19 045
Today, my sister burned herself on purpose with a curling iron. Why? She thought it would be cool to have a scar that "tells a story." My sister is 22. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 498 You deserved it 150
Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML I agree, your life sucks 77 022 You deserved it 5 025
Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 765 You deserved it 3 281
Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11pm to her garage where we started to have sex. When she came to climax she slipped and hit her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down; we were both still naked, and she was unconscious. FML I agree, your life sucks 94 249 You deserved it 20 270
Today, I was sitting in my garden with my younger sister when she told me that she'd found pictures of me from a decade ago. She also told me that I've changed a lot over the years, because back then I was still pretty. My neighbours overheard it and started laughing out loud. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 845 You deserved it 214
Today, I found out that if you don't clean the inside of your sonicare toothbrush, it can grow masses of fungus. I've been brushing my teeth with a vibrating mushroom for the past 5 months. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 799 You deserved it 22 730
Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 288 You deserved it 3 957