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By hiii. - 16/03/2010 02:27 - United States

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 17/03/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

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By nolife - 29/12/2011 12:03 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML

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By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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Strong Kurt Cobain vibes

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I've done everything I wanted to do in life. I'm currently 27. Bored out of my fucking mind. Just call me bored. FML

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By cardsftw - 16/08/2012 19:50 - United States - Compton

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

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By anonymous - 05/04/2012 21:53 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

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Bored

By anonymous - 25/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML

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Lonely, so lonely

By Anonymous - 05/06/2021 11:59 - China - Shanghai

Today, I realised that my social anxiety, fear of people's judgment, social isolation, you name it, have got so bad that I literally have no interests. It got to such a point that I even have nothing to search up in the internet, so I just stare at an empty browser page wondering what should I do with my life. FML

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By Youdontneed2knowmyname - 05/02/2011 05:29 - United States

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML

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By badgirl - 21/06/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

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FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:04

This FML is boring.

dudeitsdanny 9

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:03

You're my hero.

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did_it_4_lulz 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 14:38

If you're bored in Indiana, do what all the Hoisers do, MOVE.

johnnyexpl0sion 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 14:43

get a job

youngwife 2

Tuesday 16 March 2010 14:44

go to bored.com

SupermanXL 3

Tuesday 16 March 2010 14:47

lame

Anteezy 7

Tuesday 16 March 2010 15:02

Facepalm.

sabatical 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 15:18

zzzzzz

taycandy96 2

Tuesday 16 March 2010 15:21

Today I found out that idgaf about google and their searches. Thanks for the info though.

TheNiz 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:08

That's one of the worst things I have ever heard. I expect such things out of my students...

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:22

This MLIA is boring.

ScaryyMary 14

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:05

I am less amused than your icon.

do_your_job 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:32

You're boring. This FML is boring. Your face is boring. Stop boring us.

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Strong Kurt Cobain vibes

Bored

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