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By hiii. - 16/03/2010 02:27 - United States

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

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By nolife - 29/12/2011 12:03 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML

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By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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You deserved it 6 835

Strong Kurt Cobain vibes

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I've done everything I wanted to do in life. I'm currently 27. Bored out of my fucking mind. Just call me bored. FML

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You deserved it 773

By cardsftw - 16/08/2012 19:50 - United States - Compton

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

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You deserved it 8 415

By anonymous - 05/04/2012 21:53 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

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You deserved it 28 906

Bored

By anonymous - 25/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML

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You deserved it 3 466

Lonely, so lonely

By Anonymous - 05/06/2021 11:59 - China - Shanghai

Today, I realised that my social anxiety, fear of people's judgment, social isolation, you name it, have got so bad that I literally have no interests. It got to such a point that I even have nothing to search up in the internet, so I just stare at an empty browser page wondering what should I do with my life. FML

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You deserved it 210

By Youdontneed2knowmyname - 05/02/2011 05:29 - United States

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML

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You deserved it 26 665

By badgirl - 21/06/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

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You deserved it 23 636

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:04

This FML is boring.

dudeitsdanny 9

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:03

You're my hero.

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grimlin_fml 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:45

Was it as boring as this FML?

heypeoplezzz 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:36

OMG!! This isn't an FML! An FML is your girlfriend eating your cat, killing your mom and breaking up with you!!!!!

fatfatgoeshome 8

Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:44

but it wouldn't be an FML if only one of these things happened.

Guerilla8 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:07

Bored.com awesome site

beeberboo 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:36

Bahahah. Whatta loser.

Dave_Stanek 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:55

Uhhhh...MLIA?

bluexsteel 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 19:25

YDI for complaining like a little bitch.

TheWaaaaambulanc 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 20:05

Cool story, bro.

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