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By hiii. - 16/03/2010 02:27 - United States

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

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By nolife - 29/12/2011 12:03 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML

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By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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Strong Kurt Cobain vibes

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I've done everything I wanted to do in life. I'm currently 27. Bored out of my fucking mind. Just call me bored. FML

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By cardsftw - 16/08/2012 19:50 - United States - Compton

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

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By anonymous - 05/04/2012 21:53 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

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Bored

By anonymous - 25/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I was so bored at my job as a receptionist that I actually got excited when the phone rang. FML

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Lonely, so lonely

By Anonymous - 05/06/2021 11:59 - China - Shanghai

Today, I realised that my social anxiety, fear of people's judgment, social isolation, you name it, have got so bad that I literally have no interests. It got to such a point that I even have nothing to search up in the internet, so I just stare at an empty browser page wondering what should I do with my life. FML

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By Youdontneed2knowmyname - 05/02/2011 05:29 - United States

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML

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By badgirl - 21/06/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML

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FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:04

This FML is boring.

dudeitsdanny 9

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:03

You're my hero.

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vansbabe66 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 12:44

this is stupid WTF moderated this

Charlieb023 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 12:45

how does crap like this make it on FML? blows my mind.

DiminishedFifth 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 12:55

This is top 5 on stupid posts that I have seen today

damienn_fml 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 12:56

MLIA definately not FML

Gymnastman 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 13:02

Ydi go find a sport, friend, or anything better better to do than feel sorry for yourself

Your_Dad 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 13:34

F us all. There is no longer any reason to live.

trex23t 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 13:40

FAIL

buggybeauty 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 13:49

how is that a FML????? you're a loser!!!!!

staciieee_x3 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 13:59

el ay em ee -_- fml fail. kthnx

redbeater 5

Tuesday 16 March 2010 14:37

don't worry, models are stuck up bitches. Your dad saved your life.

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Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate with each other for the first time. He shoved his hand down my pants, touched about an inch away from my clitoris, and whispered, "Cummm" in my ear. I doubt I'll have an orgasm ever again. FML

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USA, USA, USA; well, almost. Today we're not welcoming a French artist, not even an American artist, but an artist from... oh, you'll see! Are you in a hurry or something? Why can't we just sit down, have a nice cup of tea and talk about the future? ...

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Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML

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Today, I tried signing into one of my many food apps. After three hours, forty five minutes, and several emails with tech support, I realized that I had mixed up the emails I use for my Amazon and food accounts. FML

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Today, I joked with a pregnant girl in a state juvenile correctional facility where I work that eating a lot of candy would damage the unborn baby's teeth. Without batting an eye, she responded that she would simply "eat some toothpaste after the candy." FML

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Today, I discovered via my webcam that my brother believes in teaching babies to self-soothe, which in practice means ignoring my baby until she stops crying, only changing the nappy once in the 7 hours I was at work, and forgetting to feed her at all because he’s too busy watching Netflix. FML

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Today, I got a new, short haircut. Now I look like my little brother who died two years ago. FML

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Today, I was watching the news. Apparently a local pizza shop was shut down after pictures of a hundred cockroaches scuttling on the make table were posted online. In my hand was a slice of the pizza I had ordered there yesterday. FML

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Same thing different taste

Strong Kurt Cobain vibes

Bored

Lonely, so lonely

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