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By nolife - 29/12/2011 12:03 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML

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You deserved it 41 647

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2020 02:02

Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML

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By dadadoo - 06/02/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML

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By msarosi - 28/04/2013 10:28 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML

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You deserved it 16 821

By imblue42 - 24/06/2015 05:16 - United States

Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML

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You deserved it 3 701

By hiii. - 16/03/2010 02:27 - United States

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

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You deserved it 40 886

Picture this

By Anonymous - 30/01/2022 10:59

Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML

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You deserved it 155

By blanknameisblank - 09/06/2014 19:36 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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You deserved it 22 113

Too many to count

By pagvscgrac - 13/03/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML

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You deserved it 25 362

By needabettermirror - 14/12/2016 11:07 - United States - Holland

Today, I spent twenty minutes looking in the mirror trying to remove a blackhead from my chin. It was a freckle. FML

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You deserved it 2 992

Gross, so gross

By Yuuucky - 26/09/2011 16:58 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

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DalPozzo13 10

Thursday 29 December 2011 15:55

Wtf

ThatOneCanadian 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 15:59

sounds like a typical friday night to me

Comments

Miouya 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:01

Interesting way to pass the time D:

Eiregal2 10

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:03

I love those videos! Lol yes I am one of those people. I love popping pimples!

kristac123 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:49

Gross!!

houseofhate0 3

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:36

Find anything u like?

daylife 7

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:37

GROSS!!! Don't you have a life? That is totally disguesting!!!

KillTheNoise 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:51

I'd say **** your life, but it sounds like you don't have one. Those videos are disgusting btw, I don't get why anyone would watch them 0.o

Petertheman 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 23:15

Wow you really are a loser

shrimpygymnast 9

Thursday 29 December 2011 23:47

someone is more than forever alone...

Ary1228 1

Friday 30 December 2011 0:10

You're a sick individual.

zoe768532 1

Friday 30 December 2011 0:28

So that's what you do when your bored.

hoppy9632 0

Friday 30 December 2011 0:38

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!

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Today, my daughter found a hair baked into the crust of her pizza. Grossed out, she put it down the garbage disposal, but I told her to dig it out so we could get a refund. After dinner, she came looking for the saved pizza crust. I was baffled about where it was until I realized I'd eaten it. FML

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Today, it's been two months since I broke up with my boyfriend. He's been texting me every time he found a bobby pin at his house that belonged to me, saying we should both see it as a sign of us belonging together. If he keeps this up every time he finds one, the texts will probably never stop. FML

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Today, I found out that pinching the tip of the condom before you roll it down to the base is NOT a suggestion. FML

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Today, I had to listen to my daughter’s explosive diarrhea while I watched TV. When she came out of the bathroom, she went white as a sheet. Apparently she thought she was alone. FML

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Today, an attractive guy told me he wanted to get to know me and see me again. When I told my boyfriend, in hopes of stirring up some jealousy, he said "he'll regret it when he finds out what you're like in bed, trust me." FML

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Today, I discovered a way to send a massive number of text messages to someone simultaneously, so I decided to do it to my friend as a prank. I quickly noticed that I forgot to disable the delivery notification feature. FML

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Today, my friends thought it would be funny to yell out, "Pass the bong, Emma!" while I was on the phone to my mother. FML

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Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML

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