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By Anonymous - 17/03/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

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By hiii. - 16/03/2010 02:27 - United States

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

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By Youdontneed2knowmyname - 05/02/2011 05:29 - United States

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML

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By forkmylife - 19/05/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, my school is having a mandatory class on etiquette. We've just now progressed onto forks after a long, tedious discussion on spoons. FML

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By knife knife - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Dalkeith

Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML

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By Mystery LeRale - 15/01/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML

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By nolife - 29/12/2011 12:03 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:14 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML

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By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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By Mik - 08/06/2011 03:05 - United States

Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML

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Can't feel my tongue

By Anonymous - 18/01/2021 17:01

Today, I was using the same metal spoon to stir boiling noodles and the pasta sauce I was heating up. I decided to taste the sauce and see if it was getting warm, forgetting that the spoon was sitting in boiling water three seconds earlier. FML

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MikeDa1Da 14

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:04

I like rusty spoons.

perdix 29

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:11

So, what's the scoop?

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kkjkidonthate 4

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:18

Next do sporks.

crazyblackchick 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 20:09

Sporks are the transvestites of the utensil world. I love sporks.

thisiscat 14

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:18

I've always wondered who invented the spoon.

smilefaces8 2

Monday 19 March 2012 4:11

Did you find out :P

Lumbeeman86 6

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:19

That sounds pretty awesome.

RabidBunny 10

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:22

Two hours, huh? You could have just turned on the T.V. Thats what the Discovery Channel is for!

kittenvks 11

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:25

Yes because why put any effort into finding out something? We will just wait for it to come on tv!

RabidBunny 10

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:33

Your sarcasm is ironic, because you've failed to comprehend mine.

FatTony2010 4

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:25

So what did you find?

instnt1nfction 17

Sunday 18 March 2012 7:12

Shit, he found shit while searching for facts about spoons. What do you think?

loufol22 5

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:25

How is that worthy of FML

abbyabb 4

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:27

Get minecraft then

zingline89 18

Sunday 18 March 2012 4:16

Ok, sorry for asking, but I read damn near every FML and I cant seem to figure out where all these minecraft comments are originating from. I must have missed something. Someone enlighten me?

harp 9

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:39

Education makes you not stupid........

LMA0 5

Sunday 18 March 2012 7:45

Maybe you shouldn't have dropped out then.

stormchaser24 24

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:42

I would watch YouTube. Must not have been bored if you spent two hours researching.

DrNuggetcase 3

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:42

Haha that funny. Hey, the spoon is a truly fascinating kitchen utensil. Itd b in my top 3 favorites for sure.

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