Money: Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with...

By Username - 01/07/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML

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By poorcollegestudent - 30/10/2009 20:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "Insufficient Funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML

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By joanikens - 14/11/2016 07:20

Today, I was so broke, I couldn't come up with enough change to pay the parking meter at my job. FML

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By DeniedAgain - 29/06/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I walked into a gas station and saw some $.25 gum. It looked good and I thought I had a quarter in my pocket. I found no change in my pocket once I got to the register, so I pulled out my credit card. The cashier laughed a few seconds later when my card was declined for a piece of gum. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2014 15:38 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, I'm so broke that I had to call in sick to work because I couldn't afford to pay my bus fare. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 08:39 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML

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By PineappleOfMyEye - 24/09/2018 17:30

Today, I work at a general store and a customer came in trying to bargain a set price of an item. The item? A 50 cent candy bar. He wanted it for 34 cents. This is not the first time he's done this. FML

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By APoorGuy - 15/03/2016 12:08 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML

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By TheLostCauseFML - 31/12/2017 08:00 - United States - Quitman

Today, I'm so broke that I had a money nightmare. I'd accidentally purchased a single potato for exactly $22 and it was non-refundable. FML

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By Maleficia - 19/01/2017 08:25

Today, the government froze my bank account for not paying college debt, and now I can't access my 0.30 cents. FML

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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LRyuzaki17 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:53

where the heck did you fin a candy bar for only 28 cents??

phuckedlife 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:53

Maybe you shouldn't buy frivolous items when you're out of money. use your credit card to buy a meal, rather than candy.

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christyk26 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 7:31

what? where do u go that candy bars are only 28 cents?

Alekyork 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 7:39

Quit buyin candy.

bigassfish97 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 7:41

damn

bigassfish97 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 7:41

damn

killaninjah 1

Saturday 2 July 2011 7:43

you deserve it for buying candy when you're broke, you dumbass

MsMillie 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 7:58

Haha this is my life story! I feel your pain!

fuff_fml 4

Saturday 2 July 2011 8:09

I would like to know where the heck u got that candy :D

alex6946 10

Saturday 2 July 2011 8:20

why does everyone keep asking where OP got .28 candy!? get over it.

talkingtwaddle 1

Saturday 2 July 2011 8:22

Won't you get charged more than $0.28 from your credit card??

limegreenninja17 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 8:24

Hope you don't forget to pay the credit card bill

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