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By lovewedge - 09/03/2009 00:25 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was so drunk that my friends put me to bed during a party. Later I find out that while I was passed out two of my friends came in and had sex while I was in the same bed. They tried to use me as a prop. Now my friends call me the love wedge. FML

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By marz88 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML

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Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML

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Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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By sleepwalker - 22/11/2009 01:33 - United States

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Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

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By Ah hell - 31/01/2009 14:43 - United States

Spicy

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

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By paulinapo - 30/05/2013 01:53 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Spicy

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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By Permafucked - 12/05/2009 14:23 - United States

Spicy

Today, not wanting to be known as a lightweight anymore, I started drinking with some guy friends. After one beer, I ended up in bed with one of them, who kindly put my bra back on for me after, as I was too sloshed. I'm no longer known as lightweight, but instead, the slutty drunk. FML

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hales_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:24

"love wedge" made me laugh SO hard.

what_the_fuhh 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:01

damn, that fucken sucks ass dude. sorry

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firesspawn 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 16:13

Dude that sucks. That happend to a guy friend of mine, who's girlfriend ended up screwing another guy. They used him for leverage. It's gotta suck.

swimmer911 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 17:30

yup

sin211 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 1:03

some friends they are,that's disgusting

Index_fml 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 18:06

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

NerdyWaffles 0

Monday 20 February 2012 3:25

Ummm eww... that is gross

dakittybomb 3

Monday 5 May 2014 6:49

I wanna be a love wedge. It has always been my American dream to become one.

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