Miscellaneous: Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects....

By Cowgirl_Up37 - 02/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

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You deserved it 48 060

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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You deserved it 16 327

Sabotage!

By WTF - 12/10/2012 23:00 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML

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You deserved it 1 686

By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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You deserved it 2 131

HOW COULD YOU?

By mylifesuckssss - 09/10/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

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You deserved it 5 944

Cereal killer

By Anonymous - 26/10/2013 18:40 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her, "goddamn fucking Cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML

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You deserved it 4 202

By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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You deserved it 32 603

By asdf - 02/02/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

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You deserved it 2 824

It's all my fault

By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML

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You deserved it 39 418

By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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You deserved it 5 547

By KasSmoke - 30/09/2014 02:13 - United States - Justin

Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 342

You deserved it 37 805

mruizk9 7

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:25

if ur old enough to drink.. then y r u living with ur parents?

Klug_fml 7

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:27

Don't you mean "bowls of Hell"?

Comments

matt0794 1

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:33

and what did you call you're toast?

electricmaster 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:05

*your

dolphincheddar 10

Sunday 3 July 2011 6:54

no 60, he actually meant that op is toast, so you are is correct

matt0794 1

Monday 4 July 2011 5:48

gotta love iPhone's auto correct. and op is toast. do you agree or do I sense sarcasm..?

JokeMeister 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:33

if ur old enough to get that drunk, ur old enough to have ur own place.

Truth_Nazi 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:52

Sometimes money's a problem

Ak30 5

Sunday 3 July 2011 1:04

If money is a problem, then why would OP be spending money on drinks?

kpo1991 10

Sunday 3 July 2011 2:12

because alcohol is cheaper than a house?

docscientist 9

Sunday 3 July 2011 3:40

That's a fairly stupid comment, 93.

kewlkate 9

Sunday 3 July 2011 6:38

Or maybe the OP is in college. Most people who go to college are there past the age of 21 and don't necessarily have to live in their own apartment or on campus.

austinA7X 6

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:34

you get drunk but still live with your mom? either you're a delinquent or you really to get a life

jpretz 1

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:45

obviously he has a life or he wouldn't be drink

jpretz 1

Sunday 3 July 2011 18:47

obviously she has a life or she wouldn't b drunk

CateXOX 0

Monday 4 July 2011 5:54

191/192- I hate to point it out, but a lot of people who get drunk frequently have absolutely no life.

PeachyJinx 7

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:35

Wouldn't yelling make your hangover worse?

cynide 13

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:37

you mean the bowls of hell? cereal doesnt come from bowels

SteelCladAngel 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:53

it doesn't come from bowls either

spazmattic 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:22

from the bowl to the bowel

CryMoreFMLs 14

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:39

How did you know this...?

symplyme 1

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:39

That's just sad on your part. I feel bad for your mom. I hope my kids wont be such disappointments, if they do decide to drink hopefully they know their limit so they don't embarrass them selves the way you did.