Miscellaneous: Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects....

By Cowgirl_Up37 - 02/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:33 - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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Sabotage!

By WTF - 12/10/2012 23:00 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML

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By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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HOW COULD YOU?

By mylifesuckssss - 09/10/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

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Cereal killer

By Anonymous - 26/10/2013 18:40 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her, "goddamn fucking Cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML

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By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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By asdf - 02/02/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML

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It's all my fault

By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By KasSmoke - 30/09/2014 02:13 - United States - Justin

Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML

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mruizk9 7

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:25

if ur old enough to drink.. then y r u living with ur parents?

Klug_fml 7

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:27

Don't you mean "bowls of Hell"?

Comments

iSurf_fml 8

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:45

Timing is everything.

lmaoatall 6

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:46

next time you drink you better chex yourself. thank your lucky charms she didn't kick you in your honey nuts.

mexicant2011 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:52

dumbass.

lmaoatall 6

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:03

be quiet mexicunt, you don't like it, go troll off!

lolipoply12 0

Monday 4 July 2011 10:59

kix could be another one :)

hahaurfunnylol 1

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:50

what was the cereal?

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:52

Goddamn inanimate objects. WHY DO THEY NEVER RESPOND WHEN WE TALK TO THEM?!

Mrrevorp 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:55

what kind of cereal was it??

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:57

It was probably Trix and the rabbit was being stubborn... again.

teital 3

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:57

hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahaha

EZ2XLR8 7

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:57

Another prime example of why drinking is a bad idea.

Punkpoptart1119 20

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:58

I really wish these had a like button on them..haha

lifesluck 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:01

you're stupid. what a looser and I can't believe this even made the cut.

gO0se 8

Sunday 3 July 2011 0:02

yup. If it was Cheerios it 'd be from Hell

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