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By Hormones apparently - 08/12/2015 02:32 - United States - Westerville

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Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML

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Today, I had morning sex before I had to rush to work, and everything decided to leak out of me over an hour later into my underwear. I quickly rinsed them in the bathroom and put them back on, only the wet patch then soaked into my pants when I sat down, so it looked like I’d majorly peed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 14:09 - United States - Concord

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Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML

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By Employee - 07/08/2012 19:17 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML

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By Embarrassed ass. - 23/10/2015 04:05 - United States - Oregon City

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Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML

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By pissed - 10/05/2015 14:34 - United States - Dearborn

Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 23:01

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Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2024 05:00 - United States - Richardson

Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML

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By MissCan'tKeepAJob - 23/08/2011 16:18 - United States

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Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

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By PissyPuss - 10/12/2015 21:38 - United States

Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML

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Adam_Power58 16

Tuesday 8 December 2015 12:28

You must really love your job

InnocenceBlue 37

Tuesday 8 December 2015 12:23

OP needs to get laid.

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GAeroNKissR 26

Wednesday 9 December 2015 3:39

Panty liners are made for this very purpose. Some of us just have a higher drive ;-)

militarybrat 21

Wednesday 9 December 2015 5:19

This happens to me if I don't ****** in a certain time frame. My suggestion is to ********** if you don't have someone to help.

berkeleyjake 13

Wednesday 9 December 2015 9:07

that's what men need to deal with every day when we get bonkers for no reason.

toasted1 13

Thursday 10 December 2015 12:07

fap

zr11990 8

Thursday 10 December 2015 14:41

I can help you with that

xenomsftw 19

Thursday 10 December 2015 18:13

Why not just go to the bathroom and use some toilet paper to clean up?

rogerover 19

Friday 11 December 2015 1:44

Be willing to admit what it is that is making you so horny. A guy at work... A smell...a situation?

STFU01 14

Friday 25 December 2015 22:28

I will help you...

kainpwnsu 19

Saturday 26 December 2015 7:08

"I want what SHE'S having."

_HelloSweetie_ 1

Monday 28 December 2015 9:03

This happens way to often for me. Im 19, and for some reason i get horny at literally everything. Ive had random sex in bathrooms with guys i dont know because i got so extremely horny i just ended up seducing some random guy

Ultimate_Batman 28

Thursday 31 December 2015 16:44

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