By Hormones apparently - 08/12/2015 02:32 - United States - Westerville

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Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML
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Arcanel 18

Jesus woman. Hey silver lining is you know you have that good good. You'll make a man very happy with that lmao ??

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snydeeli000 27

Yes because every woman's ultimate goal is to make a man happy.

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ThePaperDragon 31

One of the benefits of wearing a longer winter coat is that it can hide such problems. But I understand your pain. It can be really embarrassing. Especially if you leave a chair a bit wet.

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Myo_fml 20

o.o reading all of this makes me wonder if I don't produce enough fluid. literally have never needed to hide wet pants or a seat.

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9a_1z 12

Plenty of people leave wet seats due to sweat/condensation but it's a lot rarer for it to be actual discharge. No need to worry.

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Xion0014 20

She was probably wearing mesh panties or a thong which can explain the fluid easily getting through pants.

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countryb_cth 38

Also a lot of women end up having quite a bit of discharge right before their period. Usually a panty liner helps in that sort of situation. Or it could be from any birth control or hormone pills OP might be taking.

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KILJOY310 11

Can't tell if I'm in shock or impressed.

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dutchy86 20

run for the toilet and help ureselfs ;)

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schreibergx93 19

It happens occasionally, for guys we get hard without reason. You can seriously be sitting there contemplating what you're going to eat and you dick gets stiff. Like what the **** dude..... I know pizza is sexy, but this isn't the right time.

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chxkira 14

And people say guys have it hard… no pun intended.

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toaster87 19

Try hiding an erection.. We have to get a lot more creative!

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coops456 14

It's hot when you guys do something like that, it's embarrassing and laughed at when we do it. And, it's alot harder to hide an erection lol

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classicsparkles 17

32, no, having wet pants people are probobly going to assume you've pissed yourself, not "Wowie so hawt good job lady."

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Elban 20

Least with a boner you can fake a thrown out back or pulled muscle so you're bent over a little, easier than covering up looking like you took first place in a wet crotch contest.

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PotatoeNumberOne 8

Yeahhh the "flip it up into your waistband" routine!

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RageWolf16 31

OP my suggestion would be to just use a panty liner of some sort, to keep yourself out of embarrassing situations. To anyone worried that they've never had this happen, everyone's hormones are different and everyone produces a certain amount of discharge. It's rare that it's enough to soak through underwear and pants so never fear.

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delfino1604 24

I give you a thumps up cuz it IS hot.

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9a_1z 12

I don't like living in this strange new world, where being turned on by the idea of women feeling horny is considered a 'weird fetish' :(

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