By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
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jerryj 27

Well, did you pretend that he woke up and you had an argument with him? Who ended up sleeping on the couch?

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xlord 27

At least you have a good imaginary boyfriend and not one that stumbles home piss drunk at 4am.

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PokeyPorcupine 18

Oh my op ...Oh my.

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everlastingsnow_fml 14

Get a pet meanwhile. Dont think too much about a boyfriend, it'll come when you least expect it.

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someguyhere 12

Better than sneaking into a boys bed that your pretending to be dating.

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klaudia_ 14

awh that's so sad.. I feel sorry for you... I really do??

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djstiv3 15

your a chick right? trust me go anywhere and i mean anywhere and flirt with some dudes. youll have a boyfriend in a heartbeat. done. YDI

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Trust me go anywhere and I mean anywhere and spew ignorant nonsense like that. You'll still be single.

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ob81 8

You just hit rock bottom op. Time to pick yourself up and bounce back.

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