By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
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jerryj 27

Well, did you pretend that he woke up and you had an argument with him? Who ended up sleeping on the couch?

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xlord 27

At least you have a good imaginary boyfriend and not one that stumbles home piss drunk at 4am.

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kayladayla 13

Sorry you're so lonely, hon. Maybe I can set you up with my friend Netflix. Always there for me..

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Wolfparable 22

Noise or light might wake the imaginary boyfriend though... She's clearly too polite for that

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Exodiafinder687 58

Better use protection or you might have a phantom pregnancy.

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Wolfparable 22

As others said that's kind of cute and just be patient you will come across a guy who wouldn't mind being woken up by you and likely even would appreciate that you are there in his life to wake him :)

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DenBriZel 31

I'm sorry, but that's slightly amusing.

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flare0 5

You're not the only one, I've pretended that I had a girlfriend in bed as well may times before.

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DinosaurTacoTime 18

When my husband isn't around I'm always lonely. So I sleep with a stuffed hedgehog. He's my Hedgehog so it makes me happy. Perhaps you need something to cuddle?

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AnotherAnon_ 8

I've done very similar things before... I know your pain. D:

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badgemaster 13

Well in sure someone will soon fill that void in life.... U sound like a great person to hang with.

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