By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
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jerryj 27

Well, did you pretend that he woke up and you had an argument with him? Who ended up sleeping on the couch?

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xlord 27

At least you have a good imaginary boyfriend and not one that stumbles home piss drunk at 4am.

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TheThriftWalker 6

My ex long distance gf lived in Pennsylvania

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hume 18

That.... That.... Is so pathetic, no offense

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isodontgetit 18

Me too! I thought I was just crazy but I'm glad to see others do the same thing!

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GGitsNami 10

Jeez that sounds a bit depressing.

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emmiebug 5

Aw I'm sorry one day this will come true

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Kaalschneid 21

at the very least, good luck finding the light sleeper of your fantasies.

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vivaellefashion 14

I cuddle with my pillow, every night. It's ok

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MymB612 14

We've all been there, OP. And remember, somewhere out there, there's a guy who pretended to noiselessly crawl into bed with you :)

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