Today, I was so tired I somehow managed to use black false eyelash...

By Katxx93 - 01/01/2018 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was so tired I somehow managed to use black false eyelash glue instead of my liquid eyeliner. Every time I sneeze my eyes become glued shut. FML

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Gwenevier 29

Tuesday 2 January 2018 7:46

Sorry bro, gotta call BS on this one. Eyelash glue dries completely after a solid 5 minutes, and then it’s not sticky to the touch anymore.

mt21mt 15

Monday 1 January 2018 17:45

Maybe you should wash that off.

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pacman490 21

Tuesday 2 January 2018 4:47

Get a boxing doctor to cut you open

Gwenevier 29

Tuesday 2 January 2018 7:46

Sorry bro, gotta call BS on this one. Eyelash glue dries completely after a solid 5 minutes, and then it’s not sticky to the touch anymore.

cdaspirit 15

Tuesday 2 January 2018 18:11

Are your wings even though?

KittyMack 13

Wednesday 3 January 2018 19:02

YDI. Anyone who owns that shit deserves it. Ditch the clown paint and at least pretend to have some dignity.

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