By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
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gracehi 31

I think the question is not what YOU did but what THEY did TO you.

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Welshite 39

#11: The words were not randomly capitalized. They were being stressed.

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olpally 32

Better check your face for dick drawings with permanent markers. Haha.

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Rallred32 20

Or even worse, marker drawings made from dicks!

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hayleyannah 15

Don't worry, you were probably just snoring. Or maybe farting.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Probably said something embarrassing in your sleep.

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Daiseyrayne 6

That is terrifying!!!! I would want answers!!!!!!!!!

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Kergami 18

What? You don't carry black sharpies with you on the bus?

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xxhayleebunnyxx 6

See that guy next to you? He's smiling too, probably the most.

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devildog3766 3

Probably played the butt trumpet while asleep

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WizzleMan17 11

Congrats sir, you're now a top hit on YouTube

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