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Chairs have feelings too!
I want what you are having.
Just don’t say, “Nice cushions! I could put my butt all over them!” That might be sexual harassment.
Go to doctor, this how my friends epilepsy started, zoned out and started talking to doors, chairs and bikes.
as an Epileptic myself...I TOTALLY AGREE with the seeing a doctor. You very well may be having absence seizures and visual hallucinations. Even if your regular doctor does not find "anything wrong" still ask to be referred to a neurologist
what the hell is wrong with you?
That only happens to me when I have marijuana in my system. A lot of it. 🤔
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I want what you are having.
Just don’t say, “Nice cushions! I could put my butt all over them!” That might be sexual harassment.